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| POOR BOB | Published: 28/12/08 |
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Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week 10 pin bowling and playing golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hi, Bob! How you doing?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Bob. "He's in my bowling league."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her handbag and storms out of the club.Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says,
"Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."
Bob's funeral is on Monday.
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