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Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week 10 pin bowling and playing golf every Saturday. 

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hi, Bob! How you doing?"

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
"Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says,
"Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."

Bob's funeral is on Monday.