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| GUY WHO KEEPS TRACK OF IP ADDRESSES EXHAUSTED | Published: 08/06/12 |
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CAMBRIDGE (CAP) - When Fred Lohman entered the fledgling Internet Protocol (IP) address accounting business in 1978, he was excited to be getting in on the ground floor of a new industry.
"And it was pretty light work too, at the time," recalls Lohman, now 64. "Basically unless some new mainframe went online at some college somewhere, I pretty much had the day to myself."
But that was then - today, with 4 billion addresses and counting, keeping track of IPs is a lot more complicated than it was in 1978. That's when MIT hired Lohman at a rate of $2.65 per hour and gave him a crisp, leather-bound ledger to record new IP addresses as they came in.
"These days the ledgers are covered with plastic or whatever you call this material ... pleather maybe?" says Lohman, holding up one of the thousands of books he's filled with addresses just in the last week.
Although it's certainly within MIT's reach to record the addresses digitally, Lohman prefers to keep up with the work the way he's always done it: by hand.
"There's something about the feel of writing a new address with a fresh ball-point pen, or maybe a felt-tip marker," he says, continuing to record IP addresses for dozens of new computers, smartphones, video game systems and tablets while he talks.
"I don't sleep more than two hours most nights, and I haven't taken a vacation since 1992," Lohman admitted, still writing numbers in his distinctive scrawl. "But it's worth it."
Unfortunately, a new development in the industry has even Lohman wondering if the loving craftsmanship he's brought to IP address accounting may soon be a thing of the past. With the institution of the new IP standard IPv6, the number of potential IP addresses grew from this week from 4.3 billion to 340 undecillion, or 340 trillion trillion trillion.
"Who even knew undecillion was an actual thing?" Lohman asked, shaking his head while feverishly writing down the IP addresses for some of the hundreds of new cars, wristwatches and washing machines with Internet connections. "That's gonna take a lot of ledgers."
Lohman recalled years ago telling his brother, who retired in 2007 as the last living door-to-door encyclopedia salesman, that IP addresses were the way of the future. "But now he's retired in Florida, and I'm here writing down 340 trillion trillion trillion IP numbers," Lohman said, stopping for just a few seconds to stretch his gnarled claw of a hand before resuming. "Why does a washing machine need to be connected to the Internet, anyway?"
He acknowledges that recent studies showing that the Internet is actually 80 percent pictures of cats and that some states have started offering free Wifi to homeless people have him wondering if it's really worth it.
"But when some kid walks into my [2 million-square-foot] warehouse and asks to see an IP from 1997, the look on his face when I pull that ledger off the shelf and show him the number, well, that's still a thrill," said Lohman.
And how does he find those old addresses among his thousands of carefully catalogued ledger books? He just knows, says Lohman.
"I'm sort of like the man who gives out the wands in Harry Potter," he says. "Only much, much more boring."
| CAP NEWS TICKER - 12/1/2012 | Published: 01/12/12 |
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Joe Biden stopped by the opening of a new Costco today and totally cleaned the store out of all their food samples. "It's not like *I* got invited to have lunch with Obama," he said, telling patrons that's how Americans will have to eat if middle-class tax cuts are repealed.President Obama will host Mitt Romney for lunch tomorrow after the Secret Service picked up the former presidential nominee p...
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| UNFORTUNATE TYPO LEADS TO MUCH UNEXPECTED NUDITY | Published: 30/11/12 |
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CHEVY CHASE (CAP) - A typo in the Baltimore Sun led to hundreds of nudists showing up for the Audubon Naturalist Society's annual meeting and bird-watching contest last weekend.
The listing, which was supposed to be titled Calling All Naturalists, was input as Calling All Naturists.
As a result, Audubon members - mostly suburban housewives in their 60s and 70s - found themselves surrounded almos...
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| FRUIT CART ASSOC. PROTESTS LATEST JAMES BOND MOVIE | Published: 29/11/12 |
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MARRAKESH (CAP) - The International Guild of Fruit Cart Owners (IGFCO), the world's largest association of fruit cart proprietors, has launched an official protest against the new James Bond movie Skyfall, noting that its opening sequence alone features at least a half dozen fruit carts crushed by large, fast-moving vehicles.
"It was the straw that broke the camel's back," said guild spokesman Ab...
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| GOVERNMENT DROWNS GROVER NORQUIST IN BATHTUB | Published: 28/11/12 |
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WASHINGTON (CAP) - The U.S. Federal Government was arrested and charged with manslaughter after the body of conservative lobbyist Grover Norquist was found this week at his home in Washington, D.C.
Police on the scene confirmed that Norquist had in fact been drowned in his own bathtub and that foul play was suspected.
Investigators say the Federal Government was the last known entity to have see...
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| LITTLE DEBBIE ARRESTED AFTER WEEK-LONG SNACK BENDER | Published: 27/11/12 |
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CHATTANOOGA (CAP) - "Little Debbie" McKee, whose Zebra Cakes and Cosmic Brownies have long taken a back seat to Twinkies and Ring Dings, was arrested just outside Chattanooga yesterday after a reported wild bacchanal celebrating the downfall of Hostess Brands Inc.
"Who's moist and spongy NOW?" Debbie reportedly screamed repeatedly as police carted her off with her white straw hat hanging askew fr...
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| PATS' GRONKOWSKI RECEIVES BIONIC FOREARM IMPLANT | Published: 26/11/12 |
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BOSTON (CAP) - New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has become the NFL's first bionic player following an experimental surgical procedure after breaking his left arm during a game against the Indianapolis Colts.
Doctors say the arm now has the equivalent strength of a bulldozer.
"Gentlemen, doctors told me they could rebuild him because they have the technology," coach Bill Belichick sa...
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| [AUDIO] PUFFY PAPER ULTRA SOFT | Published: 25/11/12 |
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Whether you're wiping or blowing or killing a spider that's scampering across the bathroom vanity, use the one toilet paper that's gentle no matter the surface....
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| PRESIDENT OBAMA, FAMILY CELEBRATE BLACK FRIDAY | Published: 23/11/12 |
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WASHINGTON (CAP) - President Barack Obama and his family celebrated the their first Black Friday holiday today as second-term residents of the White House. The foursome kept the day fairly low-key, staying home to watch a movie together and then taking in dinner at B Smith's at Union Station.
"Today is a very special day for my people," Obama told reporters as he dined on grilled lamb chops with ...
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| MICHELLE OBAMA BOOED AT THANKSGIVING DINNER | Published: 22/11/12 |
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WASHINGTON (CAP) - Michelle Obama's week went from bad to worse as the First Lady found herself the subject of a round of booing while she served Thanksgiving dinner at the White House today. Eyewitness reports had difficulty identifying the origination of the booing, which by many accounts appeared to be scattered throughout the dining room.
"Secret Service agents believed they had pinpointed th...
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| ISRAEL, PALESTINE TO DUKE IT OUT ON CUPCAKE WARS | Published: 21/11/12 |
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TEL AVIV (CAP) - As calls for a ceasefire between Israel and Gaza intensify, United Nations officials report that both sides have agreed to send two of their best bakers to New York to compete in an upcoming episode of the Food Network's Cupcake Wars.
The winning team will not only get the coveted $10,000 prize but will also have their cupcakes showcased at the LUPUS Foundation Of America's annua...
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