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| HOSPITAL CHARTS | Published: 10/11/08 |
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Actual writings on hospital charts: 1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.4. The patient i...
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| POLICE FEELS A REAL PRICK | Published: 24/10/08 |
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A man in his mid-fifties did a Loraina Bobbit on himself in a drunken rage and ended up in the ER. The urologist thought that he could reattach the mans genitalia if it could be recovered and if it was in good condition. The police were dispatched to the man's house and the search was on. During t...
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| STICK TO ENGLISH | Published: 24/10/08 |
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A doctor who spoke limited Spanish was rushed to a car in the ER parking lot to find a Spanish woman in the process of giving birth. Wanting to tell the woman to push he started yelling "Puta! Puta! Puta!" At this the grandmother started to cry and the baby's father had to be restrained. What ...
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| MOWING THE LAWN | Published: 24/10/08 |
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A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When sh...
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| THANKS GOODNESS FOR STAR TREK | Published: 24/10/08 |
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It was a late fall Monday, during my third year of medical school. I had just finished a horrifically boring month of Geriatric Psychiatry at the VA hospital, and now was doing a month of Adult Psychiatry at the local psychiatric hospital. It was a locked ward, and every day we had to be buzzed in t...
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| HOSPITAL KNOWS HOW TO TREAT BURNS | Published: 23/10/08 |
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An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first patient he sees, and the man proclaims, 'Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' th...
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| NOBODY IN HERE EVER TELLS ME ANYTHING | Published: 23/10/08 |
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A woman telephoned St Mary's Hospital and asked to speak to Ward E2 as she was enquiring as to the progress of one of the patient's in that ward. She explained that she wanted to know if the patient was getting better, doing as expected or getting worse. A staff nurse answered the phone, 'Hallo, W...
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| WHAT A RELIEF! | Published: 23/10/08 |
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This is a tale about one of my most humiliating, but hilarious ER experiences. I ended up in the ER after suffering with constipation for hours at home. Nothing worked. In the ER the doctor performed a rectal exam. Boy! it was painful. I ended up kicking and screaming and crying too. The nurse infus...
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| NOT SUCH A SUPER HERO | Published: 23/10/08 |
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A neighbour of a newly wed couple was worried when she didn't hear her rather noisey neighbours for a while. A few days later, she peered through their letterbox and through the windows. But there was no sign of anyone. Concerned for the young couple, she called the police. The officers promptly...
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| REMEMBER TO EAT ALL YOUR SANDWICHES | Published: 23/10/08 |
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A morbidly obese man with a large abdominal pannus came in exhibiting red, irritated skin around the abdomen. It looked like a routine skin infection. But what was the cause? During the exam, A Doctor lifted the pannus and a turkey sandwich fell from between his folds. The man said it was about a mo...
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