Rent-A-Gun Centers Coming Soon To A Airport Near You?

GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY? ...

Your Hotline to Readers' Desktops

Get my Gadget on your desktop…
Instant free updates and much more

To install this application you will need theAdobe Flash Player

Select Category

Popular eLerts

RENT-A-GUN CENTERS COMING SOON TO A AIRPORT NEAR YOU?	Published: 26/07/12
Positive ( 0 ) Negative ( 0 )

Airport Rent-A-Gun centers? For real? Not really, but I suspect some in Congress will be pushing for them in the near future. Why? Well it's simple. For example Mr. Wight Wing lives in Michigan, he has a concealed carry permit, but he has to make a two day business trip to Texas and the airline won't let him carry his gun on the plane. This means when Mr. Wright Wing gets off of the plane in Texas he won't have his gun. Oh $hit Mr. Wright Wing, in Texas with no gun and the folks in Texas are armed to the teeth. Furthermore all his ex's live in Texas and they're pissed and they're packin'. Mr. Wright Wing could buy a gun in Texas, if he can afford one, during his two day stay in Texas, but the airline won't let him fly it back home. So what is poor old Mr. Wright Wing to do? Well according to our unnamed source, that may or may not be reliable, some gun enthusiast are pushing for Rent-A-Gun Centers at every airport. The proposed airport Rent-A-Gun Centers would rent any gun folks like Mr. Wright Wing might need when they get off of a airplane in a state like Texas, and according to our unnamed source, that may or may not be reliable, if the proposed airport Rent-A-Gun Centers are successful Rent-A-Bomb, Rent-A-Tank, Rent-A-Surface To Air Missile and Rent-A-Nuclear Warhead centers will soon follow.It has to be stressful for Mr. Wright Wing to be in Texas with out his piece and I'm sure he dreams of being at home in Michigan surrounded with his AK 47's, his sub-machine guns, his hand grenades, etc., but the thought of having airport Rent-A-Gun, Rent-A-Bomb, Rent-A-Tank, Rent-A-Surface To Air Missile and Rent-A-Nuclear Warhead centers, in the near future, has to take away a little bit of the stress of him being in Texas without his piece.I'll bet there will be a big line when the airports open their Rent-A-Nuclear Warhead centers and chances are Mr. Wright Wing will be the first in line, right in front of Parah Salin and Pand Raul.Update: It has just come to our attention that Pick Rerry will be holding a National prayer day for the folks that are going to finance the airport Rent-A-Gun, Rent-A-Bomb, Rent-A-Tank, Rent-A-Surface To Air Missile and Rent-A-Nuclear Warhead centers, asking God to get these centers built as expeditiously as possible. "After all this is a 2nd Amendment issue and God knows we need these centers", Pick Rerry said.

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL DON'T BE LIKE MITT ROMNEY SHOW US YOUR TAX RETURNS.	Published: 02/12/12
Eyebrows should raise and questions should be asked When a U.S. Senator accumulates $24.1 million in six years on a $193,000 yearly salary. That's why we are asking Senator Mitch McConnell to release his tax returns for the last twelve years.According to the Washington Post, from 2004 to 2010 Senator Mitch McConnell's wealth increased from $3.1 million to $27.2 million. That's a gaudy increase of ... Comments (0) Read More	Positive (0) Negative (0)
Gadget Name: Hillbilly Report

REPUBLICANS GO FOR A DECISIVE WIN IN THEIR CLASS WAR	Published: 01/12/12
Today's events in the "fiscal cliff" negotiations should show Americans one thing. Republicans have gone on offensive in their all-out war against most of America. They are showing in no uncertain terms that they simply do not care what Americans want or what is best for them. Their only goal is what it always has been. To redistribute wealth upwards to a very few and keep it there, and to leave w... Comments (0) Read More	Positive (0) Negative (0)
Gadget Name: Hillbilly Report

2013 CONGRESSIONAL CALENDAR FOR THE U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. 126 DAYS IN SESSION!	Published: 01/12/12
House Majority leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) released the 2013 calendar for the U.S. House of Representatives Friday November 30, 2012. 126 days in session.In 2013, members of Congress will work two days in August and eight days in November! Austerity? Not for these folks. 2013 Congressional Calendar for the U.S. House of Representatives... Comments (0) Read More	Positive (0) Negative (0)
Gadget Name: Hillbilly Report

SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL ACCUMULATED $24 MILLION BETWEEN 2004 AND 2010. INSIDER TRADING?	Published: 30/11/12
�Washington PostStock trades and the financial crisis:As Senate minority leader, McConnell was a point person once the stimulus moved to the Senate. When it looked like it was in jeopardy, Paulson worked the phones to salvage the deal. "The stimulus train is grinding to a halt," McConnell told reporters on Jan. 31, following several calls with Paulson in the previous week. That same day, he made t... Comments (0) Read More	Positive (0) Negative (0)
Gadget Name: Hillbilly Report

LIMBAUGH INSULTS WOMEN ONCE AGAIN	Published: 29/11/12
And Republicans wonder why they have a problem getting women to vote for them: ... Comments (0) Read More	Positive (0) Negative (0)
Gadget Name: Hillbilly Report

MCCONNELL AND "WEALTH DESTRUCTION"	Published: 29/11/12
In his shameless attempt to shield the greediest and least patriotic among us, himself included from sacrificing to the economy they crashed and the debt and deficit they ran up the Senator for Communist China Mitch McConnell is calling out all the stops. However, as always his arguments are not only selfish they show a simple ignorance of recent history. Today China's favorite Senator in Washingt... Comments (0) Read More	Positive (0) Negative (0)
Gadget Name: Hillbilly Report

STAND WITH BERNIE SANDERS: THIS DAY WE FIGHT!!	Published: 29/11/12
In the budget "negotiations" to avert the physical cliff one thing must happen. Democrats must stand with the American people and stand firm. We need to let Washington know in no uncertain terms we will not allow them to balance the budget on the backs of the poor, the sick, working Americans and children. Any compromise must include the expiration of the Bush Tax Cuts for the very wealthy. With ... Comments (0) Read More	Positive (0) Negative (0)
Gadget Name: Hillbilly Report

BOEHNER SHUNS COMPROMISE, REPEATS THE BIG LIE	Published: 28/11/12
We have been saying it for a long time around here and once again it is ringing true. While Republican "leaders" play lip service to "bi-partisanship" and "compromise" to them this really means only one thing. That they themselves do not come to the table and offer any concessions whatsoever. And even as members in their rank and file break away and at least consider doing the will of the American... Comments (0) Read More	Positive (0) Negative (0)
Gadget Name: Hillbilly Report

ARE YOU LISTENING SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL?	Published: 28/11/12
... Comments (0) Read More	Positive (0) Negative (0)
Gadget Name: Hillbilly Report

WILL AMERICA FALL FOR THE BIG LIE ONCE AGAIN?	Published: 27/11/12
Republicans are up to their old tricks. In their never-ending quest to balance the budget on the backs of working Americans while giving themselves a free pass no lie is too big. However as always it boils down to only one big lie. The lie Republicans push that letting the Bush Tax Cuts for the very rich expire will hurt "small businesses". � Despite an election that clearly showed where the Amer... Comments (0) Read More	Positive (0) Negative (0)
Gadget Name: Hillbilly Report

There are no comments for this elert. Be the first to comment.

To leave your comments/rating please login
eLert Gadget Account Holders:		Not A Member Register Here:
Your E-mail ID:		Your E-mail ID:
		Your Name:

		Please enter the letters that you see on the above image.

Add to Gadget

Search eLerts

Select Category

Featured eLerts

Popular eLerts