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LAWYERS MINDSET Published: 08/10/11
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A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend...

... and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"

The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"

Submitted by Kenneth, Shropshire, England

 

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