Being a nurse or a doctor is very stressful, but sometimes we get to laugh it off.  For example, a man came into the ER with a drill bit sticking up out of his head.  The entire drill fell down off of something quite a few feet higher than him and as luck would have it the drill bit stuck in his head.  The humorous part is that he just walked into the ER and said he had a headache because of this drill bit sticking out of his head..................we agreed it had to hurt   

I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."

A man comes into the ER and yells "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there are several cabs, and I was in the wrong one . . ..

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarction. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a massive internal fart . . .

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