A lady in the nursing home got up to pee and pulled her pajamas down but left her panties on.  The nurse offered to help but she insisted she knew what she was doing. 

A little while later she came out in her wheel chair declaring that she sat in something wet and needed help. 

As my grandfather was getting dementia he got into his old Reliant one day.  He was watching where he was going with his door open backing out of the garage and before he knew it he had tore his door right off the car.  Of course I burst into laughter.  He got so mad he came at me.  I quickly disappeared but much to my surprise saw him back out into the road and take off with out his door.  

Two weeks later he was over at my dads and while backing out of dad's driveway ran over his trash without knowing it.  Then he drug it down the road all over the place.  (We took his keys a short time later).

I was down at the beach when I was in my early 20's and before I was married walking along the sidewalk when I spotted this gorgeous blonde who noticed me as well.  Things were going to get interesting as we kept eye contact until my head slammed into a low hanging tree branch. 

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